Perhaps you should get a job listening to music you love,
just grooving to tunes
and being asked if you like them.

You could also expand your responsibilities
to reading books and comics
and being asked if you like them.
You don’t have to write extensive essays
about why you like or dislike them.
This is not a critical assignment
that is being brought before you
just a gut check.
Maybe electrodes are set across you
and your reactions are tested.

Movies and plays too!
And what about foods?
You could consume whatever substances you would like
and see if you actually like them
so we could see if others like you
could like them, too.

Except
what if nobody is like you?

Haven’t you always prided yourself
on your nonconformity?
Perhaps you are too unique
for this position.
If only you were more common.

Then we could find use for you.