Half-Assed Ways to Kick Ass

Posted on January 25, 2024 - 9:57 pm by Jonathan Berger
  • Bribe bullies.
  • Hypnotize yourself into martial arts mastery!
  • Befriend mean girls in JHS who will skewer your enemies at any age.
  • Time machine to throw pies in opponents’ faces before they ever met you.
  • AI dance moves,
  • Become celebrity and lord it over other people.
  • If these don’t work, you’re gonna need some whole-assed ideas to see you through.
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