Looking for Half-Asses

As the diet get thrown out the window
along with the resolutions
I’m looking for some half-ass
to replace the full-ass ass
that is growing at a prodigious rate
at this time.

If anyone sees any on Maude’s List
or Gargle or any such place things could be found
send ’em my way.

Much appreciated!

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