The world is not fair.
The world is not just.
We are a cruel people
through there are saints among us
seeking to teach us how to be.

Ringo Starr’s got blisters on his fingers
for the sins of the world
and you continue to cherrypick
all the peanut butter cups
out of the candy mix.

Todd Rundgren works,
rather than banging on the drum all day
and she just posted another scathing review
of another comic book
because they didn’t remember the Joker’s origin story.
Here’s a hint: there isn’t one Joker origin.
IT CHANGES EVERY TIME!

Elvis Costello keeps on writing that book
when he really could have moved on to touch typing by now.
Meanwhile, what are we up to?
We’re watching the Saw franchise.
Why are we watching the Saw franchise?

Our heroes are doing everything
and we are failing them.
It’s wrong.
We are wrong
and Ringo has blisters.