Monthly Archives: January 2024

I’ve got to speak my truth about the Wandering Cat.He is the thing for me and that is that. I put no creature before that striking feline. I pray to him and he is mine. If He’s a wanderer, then … Continue reading →

If you want to sing out, sing out!But don’t be surprised if the boss has a fit. If the boss is fine with it, that’s great! But don’t be shocked if the customers aren’t on board. If the customers love … Continue reading →

The drugs help immensely keeping all the balls in the air. Without Daddy’s Little Helper I couldn’t meet half my goals in a week like leaving the house getting dressed locking the door bathing regularly eating smiling occasionally. It’s the … Continue reading →

Well, I suppose you could give it a try. Yes, “doing the right thing” is all well and good, but do you really think you’re up to it this time? Others have talked about it before, but is it an … Continue reading →

The next poem will be filled with metaphors and similes and rhymes and parallelograms and syllogisms, aphorisms, and things that make you go hmm ("things that make you go hmm.") The next poem will be perfectly exceptional, delectable, intrasexual and … Continue reading →

We skipped out of my Elementary School Graduation Celebrationsbecause my best friend Josh was in the hospital. I say it was because he was having his chin fixed but he thinks it was for something a little more life-and-death. Maybe … Continue reading →

It proved to be a regular process;when I found I had to call Jennifer for homework I first had to conquer my labored breathing, calm the blood racing past my ears make sure I’d spent some time in the bathroom … Continue reading →

I told her I should gobut she wanted to be a good host. She said, "You’re staying put," and I agreed, weakly, because I was doing everything weakly that day. It was probably the Po’ Boy that did me in. … Continue reading →

On a break from college when I was young and pretty I was giving a woman a piggyback ride while carrying a box of files. I didn’t hear the crack. I did feel it, though. I put the woman down, … Continue reading →

The week had been kind of incredible but I was ready to go home. Hong Kong was a blur. Britain had given it back a year and half before and now I had visited – so things were really changing … Continue reading →