The crimes I most like to commit
are the small ones,
like tiny thefts from stores
or ridiculous irrelevancies like jaywalking
or running red lights
(I’m also a big fan of going diagonally
across a street
– though I’ve seen a couple places
where that shit’s legal).

I like to make sure

that people without housing
or food security have access to nourishment
so if I can unlock resources that get them fed,
I’m all for that kind of thing

and if money can be distributed
evenly, even on public transport
or other places where it’s illegal,
I’ll do what I can to support it,
even conspire to get it done.

Also: fighting cops in the name of justice
– but much more

in a theoretical sense
so no skin’s in the game.

That’s a little about me.
What crimes do you most like to commit?