I would be remiss
if I didn’t mention
that my current full-time job
is looking for work.
I’ve been slacking off quite a bit.

I have a sense of what I’m looking for:
I want some admin work
in a collegiate environment
in the city – preferably Manhattan.
I haven’t done those kind of support jobs in a few years
but I can flunkie with the best of them.

I’m hoping to find something at Columbia,
because it’s close to where I live
and ‘cuz it’s fucking Columbia.
It looks like their lowest paying gigs
are thousands above what I was last making
so if you’re connected to the University
– any college, really –
you should be hooking me up.