Thank you for your applause.

I went to a guy
who told me that my show
was going to go well
so all your applause
is very much appreciated.

So get with it.
Start with the clapter.
Anytime now. Whenever you’re ready.
I’m waiting here.

This is unexpected.
After all I paid this guy
for his performance forecasting…
wait. Is it possible I misspelled his kind of prophet?