What I think I’m about to do is really cool
and I am, quite frankly, pretty stoked about it.

I’m gonna apologize preemptively
for the next piece
which hasn’t even been conceived of yet.

This is pretty ingenious.
By getting the apology out now
and setting standards so low out the gate
no one will expect anything from me.

I’ve seen artists do this at open mics
I so frequently attend:
they’ll say they didn’t practice
and they just wrote the piece
and they’re getting over a cold
and their mother just died
so no one will expect anything of them
and then – surprise! – they’ll do a really shitty job
so no one will blame them.

Well, now, I can really phone in
the writing of the next composition.
I don’t know if I’ll even show up
to write it.

This is great.
Maybe I’ll call it shitshow.
Oh my…
I cannot wait to see what I come up with next!