The thing that I meant to tell you about
is not the thing that I’m going to tell you about
but maybe the thing I am going to tell you about
is not the thing I am currently telling you about.

I don’t know what I’m saying yet
is what I’m saying right now
but the potential for what I’m about to say
is pretty fucking high
to something fucking tremendous.

I’m looking forward to whatever I’m about to say.
I hope you are, too.

What?