Monthly Archives: February 2024

The crimes I most like to commit are the small ones, like tiny thefts from stores or ridiculous irrelevancies like jaywalking or running red lights (I’m also a big fan of going diagonally across a street – though I’ve seen … Continue reading →

The dancing doesn’t have to be good to be potent. The dancing doesn’t have to be pleasant to be good. The dancing have have to be enjoyable to be pleasant and the dancing doesn’t have to be physical to be … Continue reading →

For the last two days I have left my home borough to go off to events that have not taken place. It’s not like I didn’t pay attention. These were scheduled events – one a a meeting with professionals – … Continue reading →

The sounds around me are mellow. Muzak mellow. Just mellow enough to be annoying. The kind of muzak think that as a calmer, more rational person, I would think I have outgrown being concerned with. I should be over this … Continue reading →

I would like to speak to the Calzone Authority if I may so I can have a better understanding about the vast diversity in size, volume and quality of calzones I’ve experienced in my thirty five years of sampling the … Continue reading →

It’s usual to be lonely in the middle of a big city. It’s usual to wonder what to do with so many options around you. It’s usual for there to be traffic when you really have to get there in … Continue reading →

With five minutes to spare there is naught but lost air between here and there to get us through. Still with time so blasted short I will struggle to report that without having to abort that I got word to … Continue reading →

Walt on the TV was trying to say something, something about the needs of the world and I was not getting it. Though he was shouting it out with full fervor I could not take it in. I think it … Continue reading →

They can’t all be the best.They can’t all be original. They can’t all be number one. Some have to follow have to flatter through theft, don’t they? These practices are natural this competition is part of the human spirit, right? … Continue reading →

The picnic was not quite so delightful as promised with the unexpected showers the poisonous spiders and the empire of squirrels whose domain felt surprisingly threatened on this unprepared day. I’m sure the clouds will dissipate anytime now but the … Continue reading →