Monthly Archives: February 2024

There’s a note I just foundof indeterminate age among my papers that reads, "I’m sorry for what you heard. I don’t remember saying it but I’m sorry that you heard it." That’s exactly the kind of weasley-ass non-apology I’d give … Continue reading →

I’m going down down down to Multiply City where the girls times boys are exceedingly pretty and the boys times boys are incredibly witty and the girls times girls rarely love by committee! Going back down…. to Multiply City! If … Continue reading →

 “What inspires you?” he asked. I had just gotten off-stage, and was too high off of the four people applauding, so I began my latest symposium: “Lately, in trying to keep up with the Halls, I’ve been attempting to … Continue reading →

I think you’ve been trying to tell us something.With your hints and allusions, your suggestions and implications, I think you’re maneuvering your way into getting the words out and I wish you’d get to it. I think I’m beginning to … Continue reading →

Do you remember the New Years Evewhere we walked around the Village and went to the diner for mashed potatoes and retired about ten? The day was such a nothing burger but the event seemed so ordinary, so drab, so … Continue reading →

The Perpetrators are on fire tonight but I’m not that into it. The Clubhaus is friggin’ crowded with wall to individuals. The walls are, in fact, sweating, which I can tell, backed up as I am. I spy, with my … Continue reading →