This may be Man’s greatest flaw:
that however well hung he is
he cannot give himself a good rogering.

You may be long enough
to reach yourself
(which would be quite an accomplishment.
Congratulations!)
but then, if you got excited,
you’d firm up, and would no longer
be in position
and then you’d be out of your own range.

Of course, there are other ways to please you
but flexibility also comes into play.
Good luck, and don’t blow it!