I really thought I was going to get away with it
and I had no guilt about it.
I was going to totally take advantage
with no compunctions,
no shame,
and instead,
I’m being taken advantage of
and I gotta tell you,
it doesn’t feel too good.

There’s an obvious lesson here,
but if anybody tries to bring it up,
I will be dealing out smacks
and having no compunctions
about that, either.