Really, it was never meant to happen
– and by that I mean
it really never could have happened
because anyone who had ever seen Jon Berger in action
knows full well that he is a slop pig
waiting to be sprayed down.

There is a Before picture
and there is an After picture
and Jon Berger needs to have effects added
to get near the After pic.

There is no cleanness in the Jon Berger model
and yet someone thought it might make sense
to use the words "clean" and "Jon Berger" together.

Don’t ask me. It may have been marketing that brought this up.
It’s usually them that brings the dumbass.

But maybe he’ll take a lesson from this,

pick up some pointers,
possibly lift a mop.

Who knows?
Stranger things have happened!

Nah…