The dungeon’s pipes are clogged again.
No one’s rushing to fix them because
y’know, it’s a dungeon
so the toilet’s backed up
and the stay here has become torturous.

I’ve complained to the guard on duty
this month
but it doesn’t look like
there’s any resolution in sight
or smell.

Good news is:
my weight loss plan is going
better than planned.

I really hope your letters
are allowed in this year.
What’s new out there?