I have a suit
from when I was a bigger man
that is just ginormous on me today.
There’s little I can do with it
so Housing Works will get a donation
of a good looking suit
because even if I’m no longer a bigger man
I’m still a big man.

Another suit that had the waist size listed
– a waist size far too large –
fit me perfectly.

That was not good news at all.

I, apparently, am still too big
for my britches.