This has probably never been brought up
but I have it on good authority
that Carly Simon
had an amalgam of characters in mind
when composing "You’re So Vain."

Kind of a letdown, huh?

In any case,
just so you know,
none of those characters
were you,
were based on you,
and the song was not about you.

If you do the math,
you probably weren’t even born
when the song came out.

Damn!

The ego on you…