Today’s quest for the Keys of Ennui
to forestall the fall of world into eternal disrepair
has been postponed
until a more convenient time
when the weather proves more agreeable.

Until that time, please enjoy your home entertainment systems
and cupcakes.

We shair reconvene at the earliest opportunity

for our Walkathon in Manhattan
to uncover said Keys of Ennui
through which we hope to delay the undeniable.

Thank you for your attention
in this matter.

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