Monthly Archives: March 2024

Way up north in a neighborhood nobody else knows we congregate near Dan’s waiting for the gang to get together so we can head for ice cream only to discover that it hasn’t opened for the season yet. We should’ve … Continue reading →

He hadn’t been threatened but he carried the knife and so when he was threatened he didn’t feel so bad. He was threatened because the freak thought he could get away with it. The freak came up to him to … Continue reading →

I didn’t like his look. I thought his ponytail was effeminate so he kicked my ass so I asked for a different hair stylist. I hope you appreciate the results. This lack of head of hair is what the new … Continue reading →

My fictitious uncle of mythical memory (let’s call him Sven, shall we? Why not?) once said to me, "If you take the first parking spot you see, you may miss out better parking spots down the line. Closer spots. More … Continue reading →

I just composed and erased a poem before I typed a letter of it. I just decided the piece was pointless before I began. It was an intellectual argument that was clever but probably not worth the time it would … Continue reading →

I have been brushing my teeth for longer and longer periods of time lately. This has to do with I suspect the holographic toothbrush I have so I no longer have to do the tedious work of moving my arm … Continue reading →

Look forward to tomorrow where you can step bright and smart into the future! Though really the future exists in what you’ve done today and all the things that happened yesterday that provided you the opportunities to do them today. … Continue reading →

The theater where I used to watch ancient cartoons after school in my neighborhood has been gone for generations. In its place stands a cultural center where musicians and theatrical events play on occasion that heighten the culture of all … Continue reading →

The guy I just gave a dollar to is chatting with me. He’s speaking English, but between busted teeth and what I suspect is a drunker slur so no words are making sense to me. Still, through intonation, I think … Continue reading →

I don’t say this enough- I don’t say it at all, do I? I may with an arched tongue or a sarcastic brow or with an italicized remark or something to cushion the blow but I care so much and … Continue reading →