I got a cap that fits me
it’s the best thing ever, man!
No longer do my ears stick out
like god’s most foolish plan.
I can wear this hat since yesterday
and will tomorrow, too!
I love this cap that fits me.
I think it’s big on you.

My head, you see, is extra-sized,
like maybe two of yours.
It’s been my burden for a while.
Until this cap, of course.
Now, I can hide it at will,
and have, and will again.
I’ve got a cap that fits me
and I love it so, my friend!