Not Today, Satan

Thank you very much for the offer, Mister Devil, sir,but I don’t believe I shall take you up on it,
at least not at this time.
Your terms are very compelling,
and I should like to consider it
for another occasion,
if you don’t mind.

No, I appreciate your persistence…
you really are good at your job,
but I’m afraid I’m going to have to put my foot down
and resist your marketing push.

We can revisit this later, Beelzebub.

So, look, I’ve got another call coming in,
and – yes, I understand –
but, if you… uh huh… right.
Mmm hmm.
Got it.

We’ll talk later.

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