And there will come a day when youth will pass away
and the old will inherit the earth and their interests will dominate
and at that time they will look forth at the world
as if it were a fire sale and everything must go go go!
Nothing need remain. Just get it all out on the floor,
out the door, through the store, just pour pour pour!

These deals are serious, man! It’s a real fire sale, here!
At the end of this generation, anything that remains
is just gonna go to waste, so get a taste in haste like it’s a race!
Everything’s fast-paced, today! Go go go go to your local sto’ to clean it out!

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