When next I travel to the reality next store, I’m bringing a rubber band
strong enough to spring me back
if necessary, so if I don’t like this one,
I’ll have an equal opportunity to switch back.

I mean, boldly going to new civilizations is all well and good,
but when you hit a reality where Western European Men
found a way to live equitably with everyone else on the planet
– but didn’t create salted caramel?

I’m not sure that’s a trade-off I’m willing to make.
So I need an exit strategy for my next trip,
just in case.
And you? Are you making any preparations?