The Golden Rule is functionally this:
the bug you kill today could be the asteroid that smashes you tomorrow,
so be fucking careful, lest you generate karmic retribution, motherfucker!
You could probably hold off on the profanities,
the violence, the threats and the self-interest
but otherwise the logic is pretty solid.

Just hold up to that standard
and you should be all right.
Basically: kill bugs only if they’re giving you shit
or if it’ll be really funny.

We good?