Hey, take a look at me now!
What am I? Your own brown cow?
I’m not just a piece of meat,
hanging flab and some teats.
I was a girl in a million
and then you just kept on filling me
with all of those goodies
and now it’s five X hoodies

to fit around all this size
so now you don’t act surprised
that I am unsatisfied
and want to leave you black-eyed
for what you have done to me
it is a pleasure to be
ready to (smack) get you whacked
so that can get you back!