I have never been less than Zeke.
When I’ve been strong, he’s been weak.
I’m a cool dude, he’s a geek.
Relatively, I’m at my peak.

If you look at us, I’m superior!
Especially comparing our exteriors!
If you ask about our anteriors,
I’ll have to ask for a definition

but I have never been less than Zeke.
Don’t you compare me to that little freak.
If you like him better, you must be tweaked.
The boy’s too mild and milquetoast meek.

You can keep him and his books besides.
I don’t care if you like his insides.
Your choice is dumb. Who cares how you decides?
At least I still have got my prides.

I have never been less than Zeke…