Did you know I just had to look hair buckle up?
Mostly because I thought I was creating the term.
I have not used a hair buckle in several lifetimes
– and since I don’t believe in reincarnation,

that’s like, ever.

A hair buckle would hold your hair back, I guess.
It’s not the sort of product I think much about.

Fashion isn’t really all that big a thing to me.

If you want a hair buckle, more power to you.
Personally, I don’t give a chuckle.