You know that Oreos stole their shit straight from Hydrox, right? I don’t know why there isn’t lard in the streets over this century-long feud that should be going across this land.
The battle should be raging,
but maybe the war’s already lost.

Oreo is the world’s most popular cookie.
What has Hydrox done for you lately?

I just hope that Hydrox has something planned,
some kind of late-in-the-game strategy
to take back the hegemony they deserve…
I’m not a strategist for my preferred team.
I don’t know anything, and if I did,
this warning would be giving away information to the enemy,
but Oreo, keep your creamy eyes open.