I love it when I’m told what to do.
You should do that to me always. That’s my view.
Free will? Who needs it? It’s like Pooh!
Everybody’s got it, but we should flush it! Oooh…

If you’ve got some advice, give it to me, post-haste!
I need other’s thoughts to live by. Life’s too short to waste.
Just gimme what you got. Just a little taste.
I’m prepared to take it. I’m all strapped in and braced.

Instruct me. Teach me. Warn me. Give me all of your shoulds.
Provide me words to live by, if you would.
You’ve got the lessons for me; I know they’ll be good.
Give me what I need, when you could.

Thanks for all the tips; I’ll take what I can.
With all the things that you’ve said, I’ll become a new man!
Any minute now, I’ll transform by your plan
into brand-new work-of-art that just began!

It’s happening! A change beginning to start!
I’ll be something else. All thanks to you and your part.
I’m becoming a creature not like before.
Oh no! I feel the need now to ROAARRR!

YOUR SHOULDS HAVE MADE A MONSTER OF ME.
YOUR WORDS HAVE SET THIS CREATURE FREE.
BUT FOR YOU, I’D BE A NORMAL GUY.
AS THANKS I’
I’LL EAT YOU JUST LIKE PIE!!
<crunch crunch crunch>
Delicious…