Everybody knows the Mad Jurist.
Stomping through streets,
making little mention of profession,
he creates commentary on the wildest of ideas.
ever whirling in thought, twirling a trillion ideas around,
speaking of them incessantly,
the concepts coming out randomly.
It’s really an incredible sight to see:
The Mad Jurist in action.

You’ll see him sometimes on slide trombone,
writing with an old chalkstone
or nibbling on a gnarled calfbone.
The Mad Jurist in action.

He sings songs with amazing plots.
He films tales with transporting shots.
He’ll quote stories with smart bon mots!

That’s the Mad Jurist in action!

With babe in hand and dog underfoot
the man will never ever be put
out as a host or a guest or a soot-
wearing thief of a Mad Jurist!