When the last of the monsters has been eradicated,
we will be better off than we are now.
We will be able to take on
the social issues plaguing us
and ensure that our children have the mare’s milk they need.

When we’ve gotten a handle on the monster problem,
we can tackle border control
and crime
and the threats to democracy
and humanity
and the Kinks.

Once the monsters are out of the way,
we can look into equality, fraternity, and whatever else might be left over.
We’ll definitely put it on the list.

Let’s just get to the killing, now, shall we?