If you go to Ben & Jerry’s be sure to bring a spoon within your hand.
If you go to Ben & Jerry’s, be aware the mix-ins are far from bland.

For those who go to Ben & Jerry’s: Wintertime is cold there for ice cream
so if you go to Ben & Jerry’s, be prepared for some Bailey’s in your bloodstream.

All through Waterbury,
visitors in a hurry,
love to eat the samples.
The co leads by example.
But now Unilever
is all prepared to sever
all current relations
with these ice cream temptations…

If you come to Ben & Jerry’s, be sure to bring a spoon for your left hand.
When you come to Ben & Jerry’s, expect to see justice all across their lands.