Oh sticky man on the wall,
How can you save them all?
Who can you save before your toast?
Are you the hero we need the most?
Maybe you need a group of friends.
Which can you pick before the end?
I hope you can choose good ones, here.
Do it quick. Don’t make it weird!

Creepy man, sticky man choosing pals:
Please don’t mess up group morale
by being mean in whom you picked.
Be sure you selected a few chicks
so we can check off Title Nine.
Wait! There’s no school. We should be fine.
Who is your group? Who is your team?
Is the Beast a part? That’s my dream…

Ice-Man, Spider-Gwen, Human Torch, Cap!
I gotta say, yo, this team slaps!
Doctor Strange, Mighty Thor, Hyperion, Hulk!
Lotta these names are pretty darn bulked.
Are you sure you need this team
to stop a criminal’s head of steam?
I think that you could go it alone
be a neighborhood spiderguy and take ‘em home.