I went to the desert and I brought a dessert
and Desi said he didn’t think I deserved it
so he desecrated it with his tongue.

Afterwards, when he was done,
he said it was delicious.

So I offered to off him, of course,
but he offhandedly outflanked me
and laughed his way out of the situation.

It was a sad end of the day
with no dessert for me.