You want five? Five is fine. Five will work like a fine wine.
We can make it in and out. No muss, no fuss. No pain, no pout.
We’ll arrive just when you like. If you want, we’ll come by bike.
We are easy, can’t you see? There’s no problem. Disagree?

We’ll arrive at your discretion. It’s all simple; no dissension!
We just ask you make some space for our dear Uncle What’s His Face.
It’ll make no difference, he’s so small. You won’t mind, he’s no trouble at all.
To manage him, he’ll have Shirley. If it’s easier, we’ll come early.

Shirley? She’s his comfort tree. She’s less than four feet. Let her be.
She’ll hardly be in the way. Takes up no space. Has nothing to say.
We’ll need a ramp to roll her in. We’ll install it. Wires and tin.
Takes a few to stick to the floor. Maybe we’ll get there quarter to four.

All right, this is starting to gel! I think the plans are going well.
Looking forward to our meal. I hope you like we’re bringing veal.
Oh, yeah Uncle Face’s diet leaves him dining at the Hyatt.
Only they can feed him right. They’re dinner’s veal tomorrow night.

We’ve got enough for the whole table. We’re prepared, willing and able!
Don’t you worry, don’t you fret. This whole thing’s easy. Everything’s set.
We’ve got it covered. The whole thing’s good. You’ll have this meal in your neighborhood.
It’ll be live. There’ll be no jive. You’ll have your meal served right at five.