It’s been a while,
but they’re acting up again there
in Squirrel City
and the leaders of the movement
are saying “Nuts to the dogs!
And fuck the red-tailed hawks!”

They’re looking for more acorns,
less child harassment,
and an expansion of Squirrel City’s borders.
The meeting is at night.
If the rangers hear the squeaking meeting
they’ll likely put their feet down
and seek to eradicate the City.

It wouldn’t be their first try.

“We must fight for the rights of Squirrel City!”
Some white maned guy is going,
and everybody roars
– but quietly, so as not to arouse further suspicion.

There’s gonna be some trouble coming soon.
Just you watch.