I’m not sure you understand.
If I put my phone away
I will not be able to take notes on what happens today.
If I don’t take notes
I won’t be able to write witty things
on the spur of the moment.
Without writing witty things,
what happens to my poetry,
the amazing things
that one and a half people comment on
every month or so?

How could you suggest I let my fan down?

It is thus impossible
that I leave my phone out of my sight.
I need constant access
in case I say something witty
or someone else says something witty
that I might be able to repurpose.

The second is a much more likely circumstance, yes.

Much much more likely.