Surely the space dwarves could be defeated by our hero
if he only learned their secret weakness that the professor
and our heroine discovered in the middle of act two.
But first, let’s watch this amazing action scene:

Oh wow. Lookit that.
Amazing: Rock amazons. Flying.
These effects are fantastic!
I can’t believe I’m seeing this.

I really thought the second in the series was the best,
but it’s true what they say:
the odd numbers are when the sequels really shine.
I can’t wait until Number Nine!