All right, alright…
I know I’ve done some dumb things,
but tell me this,
who’s the bigger fool:
the idiot who marries the spy
or the one who becomes a spy
to avoid being blackmailed for having married a spy?

Wait… I know the answer to that.
Let me come up with another hypothetical…

All right. Who’s the bigger fool:
he who marries for beauty
or he who marries for love?

Yes, OK, that has a fairly clear answer, too.
Well, then. How about, who’s the bigger fool:
the one who weighs three hundred pounds
or the one who weighs two eighty?

Fine, but who’s taller?