I know I don’t deserve it
but you’ve got to give me another chance
to review your album.

Something went horribly wrong
while I was listening.
I don’t know what came over me
when I came up with the title
“Nazi Rapist Scores More Hate-Mongering Anthems,”
particularly for your debut release.
It was completely inappropriate.

I realize it was a children’s album.
I get that your base demographic is not hate speech enthusiasts.
I’m thankful you’re even considering that option.
Really, a couple of files must have gotten switched and –
look, please let me try again. I’m happy to start over.
I beg of you, let me review you with fresh ears
so I can provide a better quality assessment.

Just a new link so I can – thank you.
No, I need a new link that’s not – this is your sound?
Your music is like this…

Oh God.