The One Percent’s trying to keep me down
by selling my information
to the other One Percenters.
You’d think the evil supervillains
would keep all the data in one big evil database
to share with each other
so they don’t have to bother selling to one another,
but I guess that’s capitalism for you:
insidious to the last drop.

If I could sell the database idea to the One-ers,
I could probably join their sinister club,
but would I really want to do that?
Isn’t it better that I maintain my autonomy
and work against the system from the outside?

Do any of you by chance know the number to the One Percent?