You can’t play tic tac toe on your waffles
because of the syrup.
You can’t win tic tac toe
because of the unfair rules making people
too equally matched.

You can’t play Horse on a camel’s back
– too many bad memories,
The camel’ll just get jealous.
Nobody wants that.

You can’t dance on an angel’s pinhead.
Even asking the question
makes me wonder about you.
Do you even believe in pinheads, dude?

That’s enough questions for the day, I think.