The green stuff you keep trying to feed me…what’s with that?
What do you expect me to do with that?
It’s slimy!
The way it just slides around on the plate,
it’s weird.
I can’t believe you think this is consumable
by human forms.

And healthy?
Really?
How does that work out?
I’m finding it hard to imagine that these pieces could possibly work out to be good for anybody.
Really, this… salad thing seems just like a bad time, all around.