No two ways about it, I got in over my head with this one.
When the negotiations got hot and heavy,
I just pulled out all the stops,
and I was just a boy who couldn’t say no.
I got the big screen, sure,
but it cost a literal arm and a leg,
and now I can no longer get the television
into the car, but I can’t drive the car anywhere, either.
This was ridiculous planning on my part.

Of course, from their side:
what’re they gonna do with my body parts?
Are they in the organ harvesting business?
Oh, shit; really?
Maybe I could buy them back?