The greatest movie I never saw was probably
The Life Story of Jonathan Berger, starring Jonathan Berger,
as written by Jon Berger,
produced by the Berger Production Group.

The bioflick thrills to the chilling adventures of how
our hero made it to the top of the art game,
as well as becoming an adventure hero
and benevolent cult-leader
slash rock legend,
all in a breezy four and a half hours.

Naturally, the powers that be never let the film come out,
or even exist.
They were too afraid of its threat to the status quo.

But think of it:
imagine if it were made,
how it would go over.

Does the phrase “lead zeppelin” come to mind?