Me Graang.
Me first human killed by blueberries.
Me embarrassed, retroactively.
Me learned word “retroactively” at library.
Me learned about library on website.
Me learned about website from Sheila, who psychic mediumed me in first place.
Hi Sheila! Hope your psychic mediumship is doing good!

Everybody ate blueberries in Graang’s time.
Me ate bad blueberries, me die.
Everybody stop eating blueberries for years, until everybody dies.
Then everybody eat blueberries again. Nobody dies.
Graang embarrassed, see?

Me like blueberries. Maybe ate too many blueberries?
Maybe not eat blood-red blueberries that look like poison?
Anyhoo, me dead. All Graang’s family dead.
Many Graang’s descendent’s dead,
but Alessandra Mussolini doing all right.
Good to know.

Ted Talk now over.
Any questions?