Monthly Archives: April 2024

My cereal has been eaten. My socks are freshly dry. My cap is jauntily askew. My car is pointed exactly where I need to go, according to GPS. I am ready to quest. I’m going North to find my destiny. … Continue reading →

Thigh upon thigh, the trenchcoat pair read their papers, he in print, she on her tablet. They’re off to their morning responsibilities, taking their respective worlds by storm, though the storm passed the city before either of them woke up … Continue reading →

After I saw her, I parked by the side of the street. She sauntered over luxuriously, taking her time, sure that I wasn’t going anywhere. Leaning through my window, she didn’t say anything, just waited for me to speak. I … Continue reading →

Limitations make for intriguing art. Defy.

The works in this gallery cost more than my apartment would, if my shitty place were ever to be put on the market. The gallery hosts poetry once a month, which is a great mitzvah, but I’m a little uncomfortable … Continue reading →

I don’t use the tiny cutting board I own very much. Most of the time, I just cut in the edge of the sink. This may not be the most advisable tactic but I have seven fingers pointing back at … Continue reading →

I still don’t know why trying to dry a wet t-shirt in a microwave will set in on fire. I guess I could use a search engine to find an answer, but I’d much rather curse the darkness. Damn you, … Continue reading →

The toaster oven has already caused several small fires, which proves that all the fires associated with the toaster will be small. That logic seems pretty tight and I am safe from any danger with my greasy, crumby, old and … Continue reading →

Sleep will come when you let it, when you slow your breathing, think about rest, and just give yourself the time out. If you keep gulping the sugar packets, sleep’s gonna sneak away, then start galloping far past you just … Continue reading →

I don’t believe I have ever seen a tree dance, either awake or asleep. The title does look impressive, though, donnit? I apologize by misleading with the name. Let’s see if we can earn it, now: The dreams of the … Continue reading →