Monthly Archives: April 2024

You know that Oreos stole their shit straight from Hydrox, right? I don’t know why there isn’t lard in the streets over this century-long feud that should be going across this land. The battle should be raging, but maybe the … Continue reading →

Peter Case’s original group was way before my time. So was his second group. Even early Peter Case is before I was old enough to catch him live – but the Nerves existed when I was maybe five years old, … Continue reading →

Everybody knows the Mad Jurist. Stomping through streets, making little mention of profession, he creates commentary on the wildest of ideas. ever whirling in thought, twirling a trillion ideas around, speaking of them incessantly, the concepts coming out randomly. It’s … Continue reading →

The apartment has been falling apart. Barry says it stands to reason. The materials used are cheap. "You use rotting linoleum on the floor, of course a year later, it’s gonna need to be replaced." The two-year old refrigerator just … Continue reading →

kill the cowboy kill the native native loves the land native loathes the cowboy cowboy loves the land cowbay eats the land land used by man land raped by man man steals trees man kills water water poisons land water … Continue reading →

I cloister for four months waiting out the cold simply sitting inside curled and covered encircled in heat, protection, wool and socks to guarantee that none of the chill overwhelms me. I will not live a slave to the weather. … Continue reading →

Did you know I just had to look hair buckle up? Mostly because I thought I was creating the term. I have not used a hair buckle in several lifetimes – and since I don’t believe in reincarnation, that’s like, … Continue reading →

If you open a window, a bird might come in. If a bird comes in, you might get shit on your sheets. If you get shit on your sheets, you might go to the laundromat, If you go to the … Continue reading →

She wore the Batman shirt cutoff and tight pale skin and bright red lipstick. I never dreamed it was bright red with BLOOD – because it wasn’t. “Blood Red Number Nine,” she explains, ”but I am a ghost.” “How’s that … Continue reading →

Five hundred years ago Giovanni da Verrazzano came to the New York area being the first known Westerner to declare doing so. April seventeenth celebrates him. I’m not positive that I want to celebrate the desecration of the native lives … Continue reading →