Monthly Archives: April 2024

Baby, I knew you were special, when you come to the Village with that certain accent, saying you were from New York but not really knowing where anything was. You said you had to leave by midnight, like Cinderella, which … Continue reading →

Oh my God! Please come in! Take your coatcheck, right here. What a familiar, lovely couple do you two appear. Thanks for stopping in tonight. I hope we got what you want. Take the window. You’ll look great in this … Continue reading →

Over forty years ago, my man Billy would exhort his boys to talk to their women and let them know how they feel. It was good advice then; it’s good advice now: Tell her about it. I still refuse that … Continue reading →

Thank you, thank you. You’re too kind. Really. You can stop now. I’m sure we all have places to be later in the evening. That’s enough applause. It is an honor to have won the Pulitzer Prize this year for … Continue reading →

Unemployment has me on Hold because the website timed out REPEATEDLY while I was applying for benefits and so I couldn’t complete my request for money. Because of this failure, the system said it required me to call in. I’m … Continue reading →

I’ve not been on top of things lately. Loss of sleep, media saturation, too much sugar in my system, I’m just a wreck. I’ve been writing but I don’t know for sure what I’ve been doing. I know the words … Continue reading →

Johnny and Pablo in a Pinto down a dusty road in the middle of nowhere, Pennsylvania. Don’t try to find it. They don’t like to be found. The pair screech to a stop in the one-horse town and saunter into … Continue reading →

I don’t dwell on it but I worry a bit about my sexual thoughts and how they’re probably deviant but then maybe everyone’s sexual thoughts are deviant but then again if everyone’s sexual thoughts are deviant wouldn’t that make no … Continue reading →

Llama have been used to safeguard livestock so they have begun to put them on the outposts of the city to keep us in. The males are separated from each other because if they stay together they tend to bond, … Continue reading →

Jackie talked about having all the money in the world and Johnny said “What? I’ve got all the money in the world!” and Jackie said, “No you don’t. I heard you. You said you’ve got all the riches in the … Continue reading →